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Episode #49: “Why are you using words I don’t understand?”

Rosen scans Yahoo to arrive at the day’s most important news story:

Kim and Kanye in Jerusalem.

Never mind that the Russians are selling missiles to Iran, POTUS is attempting to stop Democratic Jews from jumping ship or that Hillary Clinton dines at Chipotle; the important thing is whether or not getting North West baptized in Israel is good for the Jews.

Also discussed: Mick Jones’ bar mitzvah, what’s going on in Bruce Jenner’s head, nipple-tweaking, where the light switch will go if they can’t put it on that one wall, why Keith Richards is cool and defenestration.

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If you’re over 40, this makes you sad.