Episode #219: Preventing hate, protecting your home

One thing you will not learn this week is what sort of home security system protects Goldbrener from his many foes, both real and imagined. Rosen, however, is eager to publicly share his misadventures with homes security because who cares if your house is safe when the coming ice age is unavoidable? Meanwhile, Novato is papered with anti-Jew posters and the usual Jew-hating nut jobs have been busy at work this week. New York thinks it has the answer to this, which begs the question:

Is a hate crimes prevention office good for the Jews?

Rosen’s feeling like the whole thing might be a waste of time, whereas Goldberener, somewhere in the middle of a blizzard of words, feels it’s worth pursuing, but first he has to touch on Israel, college campuses, South Africa, why Jews should arm themselves and if it’s possible, if someone has hatred in their heart, to overcome that via an office of hate crimes prevention.

I feel safer already.

About Larry Rosen

Was born Jewish, raised Jewish and educated Catholic. He is a “Jewsuit”. He is also a husband, father, newspaper and magazine writer, habitual wearer of baseball caps and author of the soon-to-be-released memoir about his son’s bar mitzvah, “The Rabbi Has Left the Building.”